Are you a lonely man wondering how to get a blowjob? Or, more to the point, are you just a normal, high-testosterone male who just wants a blowjob more often because they’re awesome and the only thing better than cold beer? Hey, it’s not as hard as you think. For some reason, a lot of men think that asking for a blowjob is the ultimate sin and they’re going to end up on “To Catch a Predator” or something.
There’s nothing wrong with oral sex, and most women are NOT grossed out at the idea. If a girl loves a guy, or even likes a guy, then going down on him is something she will really enjoy. She wants to be one of those girls who can please her man in very naughty ways. She wants to be the girl who can blow your mind and rock your world, and yes, men are very easy to please when it comes to blowjobs.
That said, there are at least three things you need to know about how to get a blowjob so that you don’t offend her, don’t weird her out and don’t seem like a casting call porn freak. Here we go…
1. Don’t Surprise Her
The absolute worst thing you can do is “surprise her” by shoving her down to your crotch without warning. This is the kind of stuff that gets you slapped. So it’s better to broach the subject, and make sure she digs this kind of thing, before making any crotch-shoving assumptions. Few men have the er, balls, to ask for ball-pleasing foreplay.
Well, the direct approach doesn’t always work, so what you might try is asking her a “safe question” with naughty hints. For example, “How do you like to please a guy?” or “What’s the wildest thing in bed you’ve ever done?” These are questions that help you gauge her sex preferences, and create a sort of “preview” of what to expect when she’s ready to get intimate. If she admits to giving blowjobs and “doing it goooood” then that’s a very encouraging sign! Don’t push it. Just enjoy the anticipation for a while. Trust me, she knows you want it!
2. Don’t Beg
Chris Rock once did a routine about the poor nice guy who wants a blowjob. “Excuse me, uh, excuse me, uh, will you, uh, will you uh, s-suck my d**k?” Not very sexy, guys! If you want your girl to give you a really good BJ then play the part of the dominant, confident guy and tell her what you want her to do. (When she’s ready to do it) If your lover senses any doubt from you, then she will lose her confidence too. That makes for a very “cuddling night”, definitely not what you want.
3. Let Her Know She’s Awesome
The only way to make your woman want to give you more blowjobs is to associate positive emotions with this slurpy act. So give her the reactions she wants. Let her know her lips drive you crazy during the blowjob foreplay. Speak in tongues when she uses her tongue. Keep talking about how amazing she is during the aftermath.
Oh yeah one last thing about how to get a blowjob…don’t “demand” that she take it wherever you want. Ask her where to unload. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do, and won’t get you slapped for ruining a $100 hairstyle!